August 20th, 2014

I just love penises so much.

EDIT tim put this in my queue and i fucking see you mister

EDIT EDIT Notice how she left this here.  Because she LOVES penises.  In her butt.

EDIT  tim is a little bitch 

EDIT EDIT Elissa makes cute noises

EDIT tim whimpers when i whip him

EDIT EDIT Elissa gets annoyed if I don’t spank her enough

EDIT Yes I do

EDIT EDIT Elissa loves food, pooping, and spanking, in that order.

EDIT I do not “love” pooping :p I just always have to shit like immediately after I eat and then I’m hungry immediately after i shit and it sucks 

EDIT EDIT  It’s okay to be full of shit, friend.  That’s why you need to expel so many gaseous anomalies.

EDIT Tim is an ass

EDIT EDIT Tim is an ass who eats ass

EDIT pretty damn well too

EDIT EDIT  Why, thank you.  My pleasure.  You’ve got such a cute little anus.

EDIT no stoppppppppppp

EDIT EDIT She loves having male genitals rubbed in her face.

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

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vastlysuperiorspiderman:

These guys wrote a song called Unicorn Wizard

vastlysuperiorspiderman:

These guys wrote a song called Unicorn Wizard

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mostlycatsmostly:

necoto friends (by necoto.)

mostlycatsmostly:

necoto friends (by necoto.)

1/100 | Haddaway - What is Love (1993)

if you don’t like this song you are 100% incorrect. 

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alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

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wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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inkytomes:

lexlifts:

lexlifts:

kimsjongin:

what the wife of the ferguson chief of police had to say. disgusting.

fuck this bitch. seriously.

but wait she also posts “95% of terrorism in this country is from Muslims” LMAO WHERE DID YOU PULL THAT STATISTIC FROM EXACTLY? FOX NEWS CONJURE THAT UP FOR YA?


I would love to know where she pulled that stupid statistic from.

inkytomes:

lexlifts:

lexlifts:

kimsjongin:

what the wife of the ferguson chief of police had to say. disgusting.

fuck this bitch. seriously.

but wait she also posts “95% of terrorism in this country is from Muslims” LMAO WHERE DID YOU PULL THAT STATISTIC FROM EXACTLY? FOX NEWS CONJURE THAT UP FOR YA?

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I would love to know where she pulled that stupid statistic from.

(via aclinicalcynic)

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

okay but “not an empathy and responsibility deprived tumor grown from a penis” is so fuckign great

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